----- Forwarded Message ---- From: Manuela Hawley <[email protected]> To: Chris Hawley <[email protected]> Sent: Saturday, May 23, 2009 8:43:16 AM Subject: FW: Three Men on a Hike --- On Fri, 5/22/09, Tracy <[email protected]> wrote: From: Tracy <[email protected]> Subject: FW: Three Men on a Hike To: "Michelle Atwood" <[email protected]>, "cara barnes" <[email protected]>, "Sandy Benson" <[email protected]>, "Nikol Gurganus Endres" <[email protected]>, "Jennifer" <[email protected]>, "Rhonda and Kevin Jones" <[email protected]>, "Kristi DeLoach Leggett" <[email protected]>, "Photograph" <[email protected]>, "margaret pierce" <[email protected]>, "Jenny Robbins" <[email protected]>, "dawn s" <[email protected]>, "Kevin Schrimper" <[email protected]>, [email protected], "Short Stuff" <[email protected]>, "patsy thompson" <[email protected]>, [email protected] Date: Friday, May 22, 2009, 4:08 PM DSN 318-447-2350 Three Men on a Hike Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, Violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.' Poof! .. God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the second man prayed: 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river' Poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once. Seeing what hap pened to the first two men, the third man prayed: 'God,please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river' Poof! .. He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge. GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT! 'If at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you!' --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "CyclistsOfWilson-COWs" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/CyclistsOfWilson-COWs?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
