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From: Meng Weng Wong <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Date: Sat, 04 Jan 2003 00:10:52 -0500
To: Dave Farber <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: a different take on airport security

http://pennandteller.com/sincity/penniphile/federalvip.html

  I insisted on his name and badge number.  I filled it out with my
  name.  The supervisor, I think trying to intimidate me, asked for my
  license, and I gave it to him happily as he wrote down information.
  I kept saying, "Please get the police," and they kept saying, "You're
  free to go, we don't need the police."  I insisted and they got a
  higher up, female, supervisor.  I was polite, cold, and a little
  funny.  "Anyone is welcome to grab my crotch, I don't require dinner
  and a movie, just ask me.  Is that asking too much?  You wanna grab my
  crotch, please ask.

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He goes on quite a bit from there - basically, making it clear that
what the Fed has done is assault and asking to call a cop;
the Feds say "We don't need a cop, you're free to go",
Penn insists they get the cop, they get the cop, the cop is a
Penn&Teller fan and doesn't like these Fed rent-a-cops,
and much discussion ensues over a period of several days.

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