Overheard on IRC.  The nicks have been changed to protect the innocent.

Person A: I wonder how NASA would have handled the PR had the shuttle
          audio continued longer, with horrible screaming.

Person B: There's been some discussion on sci.space.shuttle about
          whether or not NASA puts a delay in the public audio, to
          prevent just such a problem.

Person B: The public would never notice a five second delay, but
          that would allow them to hit a big button when they start
          hearing wailing about one's legs burning off.

Person B: And if they don't have such a delay, I bet they will now.

Person A: Har!

Person A: So the "Roger, buh..." was actually NASA pulling the plug
          before the screaming went out over the air?

Person A: An interesting hypothesis.

Person A: They clearly knew the craft was lost when the communication
          cut off, because they immediately instructed everyone to 
          preserve their data. 

Person A: They would not have done that had they expected communications
          to resume.

Person B: Perhaps it was really, "Roger, burning up.  OH MY FUCKING GOD
          THE PAIN!!! Tell my wife and kids I love them. AIIIIIIIEEEEEE
          EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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Eric Michael Cordian 0+
O:.T:.O:. Mathematical Munitions Division
"Do What Thou Wilt Shall Be The Whole Of The Law"

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