At 09:56 PM 3/4/03 -0500, Tyler Durden wrote: >OOOH! >One wonders if a bad enough "air sickness" on a crowded flight could turn a >plane back...(And if I say "airline sickness" I don't need the quotes.)
>Humm....if it happened a dozen times within the span of a month do you think >they'd notice a pattern? > >-(the REAL) Tyler Durden Would you please sign this cryptographically, include the MAC on your network card, state whether you possess any weapons or small children in your place of residence, and continue to provoke conspiracy to fuck with interstate trade/travel ? Also what is the weather like where the grand jury convenes in your district, and are there any good hotels there? Merely staging several pukes on a plane, given the baseline statistical unliklihood of this, might be a rational reason to land (aside from aesthetics) and get a nice shower on the tarmac from those friendly boys in the space suits. You might have to do more than simple food poisoning symptoms, though, for that reaction to get by Occam's (McDonald's?) razor. A single faked heart attack would divert the plane, though they might try the defib on you, which would hurt. Certain pharms would fake the sweating and tachy, but could be detected if looked for, which they might, depending on your demographics. Near-simultaneous convulsions should do the trick. Extra points for timing their initiation front-to-rear or vice-versa. You don't even need aisle seats. BTW, "Tyler", if you do get airsick (for real), now, expect a personal landing party... and tell your ride you'll be late.
