On Fri, Apr 04, 2003 at 06:57:50PM -0600, Roy M.Silvernail wrote:
> On Friday 04 April 2003 03:54 pm, Eric spake:
> > Some kids put up "all your base are belong to us" flyers in
> > Missouri and the police arrested them for being terrorists.
> >
> > http://sturgisjournal.com/display/inn_news/news1.txt
 
> That's an ephemeral URL.  But a quick search of their "archive" produced no 
> hits.  Got a better link?

It's still there for me.

Here's the text for the browsing-impaired:


Signs land seven in court

By CLIFFORD JEFFERY STURGIS JOURNAL

What started as an April Fool's joke involving bad grammar landed seven
people in jail Tuesday.

Sturgis police arrested seven Sturgis men for placing more than 20
threatening letters on various businesses, schools, banks and at the
post office. At least 12 signs were posted Monday morning. Another 20
were put up Tuesday evening, according to Sturgis police.

The letters all read "All your base are belong to us and you have no
chance to survive, make your time."

Information about the letters was forwarded to the FBI and U.S. postal
authorities, said Sturgis police Chief Eugene Alli.

"This is no joking matter," he said. "During a time of war and with
the present concern for homeland security, terrorist acts will not be
tolerated and will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law."

The "All your base are belong to us" are lines said by Cats, a bad guy
in a 1989 Japanese video game. The poor translation to English led to
its use by many involved in the video game culture.

According to the "All your base are belong to us" Web site, a voiceover
of the Zero Wing video game introduction, including the poorly translated
line, was put to music and sung by a Wayne Newton impersonator. Stories
about the phrase have appeared in Time, USA Today, The Los Angeles Times
and Wired. The phrase is printed on T-shirts and bumper stickers.

But police were not in on the joke.

Officer Damon Knapp witnessed three people placing the signs on a downtown
business. By early this morning, police had arrested seven men, charging
them with disorderly conduct.

Robert McNew, 20, Carl McNew, 19, John Wolf, 20, William Caldwell,
17, Dustin Garn, 19, Kirk Vezeau, 20, and Kyle Woodward, 18, were all
released after posting bond.

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