A "b**b"?
Do you mean a boob? You could try filling a Ziploc bag with warm water or
peanut oil, I suppose.
A blob? Well -- nearly anything you can fit into a blender and puree
would probably work. You'd have more luck in a zero-gravity environment.
A bulb? They're difficult to manufacture from domestic appliances. Why
not buy one at the store? Or the nursery? I like tulips.
A blab? I'm not sure how to make such a thing, even with imported
appliances.
A barb? Just wrench open your standard toaster and pull out the wire
rack. Grab a pliers and a file and you should be able to make all kinds
of barbs. 'Better ask mommy's permission first.
procmail is a wonderful thing. bye bye.