WQ Daily Chuckle- A joke a day in your mailbox 6-6-00
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Whoa!! Long time no see chucklers,
I have been busy putting together the proper software
and hardware to get this daily chuckle thing right. All
the temporary server solutions were no solution at all.
We were only getting half the responses from our readers,
but all that is behind us now. You can bet we are really
gonna have some fun now. I am digging up some cool stuff
for the days to come. For today - just a couple of jokes.
Good to see ya again!!!
P.S. Oh, and to anybody that may be interested in the
saga, I'm still sober none of the !@#$% have driven me to
take that next drink. :)
S.B.
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(gotta love the mother-in-law jokes)
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dirt off. Then a Genie appears. The Genie
tells the man he will grant him three wishes, but everything the man gets, his
mother-in-law gets double.
The man's first wish is for 10 million dollars. The Genie reminds the man that his
mother-in-law will get 20 million dollars.
The man says, "OK". The man's next wish is for a house by the sea. Once again, the
Genie reminds the man that his mother-in-law will get two houses by the sea. Once
again the man says that it is OK.
The man's last wish is to be beaten half to death.
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( thanks again for the submissions everyone )
Why E-Mail is like a Male Reproductive Organ
Some folks have it, some don't.
Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior.
Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think it's not worth the fuss
that those who have it make about it.
Many of those who don't have it would like to try it (e-mail envy).
It can be up or down. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any
real work done.
In the past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the
species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most
folks today use it for fun most of the time.
If you don't apply the appropriate measures, it can spread viruses.
If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think
coherently.
We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence
warrant.
If you're not careful what you do with it & who you give it to, it can get you in a
whole lot of trouble.
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