I see the future ... I see some other three jewish bozos filing a patent
for the device that uses DNA to generate a key pair, then send the public
part to SonyTimeAolWhatever, which encodes the latest Vagina Girls hit
and sends it down the wire. This works by jerking off in the receptacle
attached to the keyboard (think aftermarket designer receptacles) and
reading the DNA in one sperm. Now, since all sperm contain just a
random half of the complete code, the jerk will never be able to listen to
the song twice, without paying (and jerking off again).

Come to think of it, sperm is a decent source of almost-OTP. How do you
recognise massive OTP users ?

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