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Today's Jokes:
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1. $500 IF WE FAIL TO FILL YOUR ORDER!"
2. Three engineers
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1. $500 IF WE FAIL TO FILL YOUR ORDER!"
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A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large
sign on the wall, "$500 IF WE FAIL TO FILL YOUR ORDER!"
When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant tail on rye.
She calmly writes down his order and walks into the
kitchen where all hell breaks loose!
The restaurant owner comes storming out of the kitchen.
He runs up to the customer's table, slaps five $100 bills
down on it and says, "You got me that time buddy, but I
want you to know that's the first time in ten years we've
been out of rye bread!"
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2. Three Engineers
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One day, a mechanical engineer, electrical engineer,
chemical engineer, and computer engineer were driving
down the street in the same car when it broke down.
The mechanical engineer said, "I think a rod broke."
The chemical engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the
end, I think it's not getting enough gas."
The electrical engineer said, "I think there was a spark
and something's wrong with the electrical system."
All three turned to the computer engineer and said,
"What do you think?"
The computer engineer said, "I think we should all get out
and then get back in."
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