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-- Unknown
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Today's Jokes:
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1. Profit
2. Lies
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1. Profit
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"Is it proper for a man to profit from the mistakes of
another?" a parishioner asked his minister.
"Definitely not," was the preacher's answer.
"Are you absolutely certain?"
"Yes, my son, absolutely."
"Okay. In that case, I wonder if you'd mind returning that
$25 I gave you after my wedding last year?"
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2. Lies
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A clergyman was walking down the street when he came
upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between
ten and twelve years of age.
The group surrounded a dog. Concerned that the boys
were hurting the dog, he went over and asked, "What are
you doing with that dog?"
One of the boys replied, "This dog is just an old
neighborhood stray. We all want him, but only one of us
can take him home. So we've decided that whichever one
of us can tell the biggest lie will get to keep the dog."
Of course, the reverend was taken aback. "You boys
shouldn't be having a contest telling lies!" he exclaimed.
He then launched into a ten minute sermon about lying,
starting with, "Don't you boys know it's a sin to lie?"
and ending up with, "Why, when I was your age, I never
told a lie."
There was dead silence. Just as the Reverend was
beginning to think he'd gotten through to them, the
smallest boy gave a deep sigh and said, "All right, give
him the dog."
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