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Microsoft officials announced today a proposed acquisition of the National Security Agency. In a move to bolster their dominance in the growing privacy invasion market, Microsoft will rebrand the NSA as MSNSA and leverage its worldwide customer base to improve surveillance penetration. Microsoft claims it has already incorporated leading spy technology into all its products, and this is a logical progression, giving them access to key intellectual property, and all the other information in the world. NSA officials commented that "Microsoft has been a valuable partner for over 15 years, our union can eliminate the threat of privacy from Amercans once and for all."
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Paul Holman
Special Agent
The Shmoo Group
<http://www.shmoo.com/>
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
<http://www.shmoo.com/~pablos/>
PGP fingerprint: CFBF CC8D 7BC8 FDE3 74BD
9DB0 88E6 B201 3F5A B569
