Phill wrote: >I helped change the world. You guys sat on your ass and debated >theology - policing each other for political correctness as >assiduously as any Trotskyite faction. > >I just drop in from time to time to try and make it just a little >bit harder for you guys to persuade more folk to waste their >lives in the same way. Wait a minute, Phill, the Internet was purposely designed to waste time via every ideology, and that is its amazing accomplishment. Tinkering with it, arguing about it, laying claim to being the first, the most clueful, the nastiest plonker and insulter of infidels, the goofiest inventors of ever more useless tools for wasting Net time, why by god, you're right, the Net is a new world religion, and the old time religionists hate it for that. You know, the grammarians, the deep thinkers, the gentlepersons of reason, the megadeath savages, the beneficiaries of human misery, the elite, the saviors to the masses (always at a distance, oh, the stench of the masses), way out wavy-haired ideologues from way back to the beginning of those who got it and those who don't. Those titans of history really knew how to waste other people's lives, and by jolly green giant, you are indeed one of them sumbitches, saving the world, you are, but for what ultimate purpose? It better not be more geegaws for commerce you wizards are fabricating at MIT, for I pray like a demotic cpunk you're conceiving royal grade fuckoff in the grand technoid tradition of MIT weapons grade mass slaughtering machines, and I think you can do that from your position of disdainful supremacy, and to advance your skills of putrefaction, hang around here to pick up some really wretched tips and tricks for destructive endeavor, for promoting world collapse via the assend oracle. Best, go to gated mansion jail for it, where the real government-subsidized geniuses bang heads against insufficient appreciation of the best and brightest. Or is an axe splitting your noggin you are destined for like genius Mr. T?
