Headline from today's Albuquerque Journal: President in N.M. CLINTON EXTOLS NET Online Rewards Promised For Indian Economy ...followed by an article concerning El Presidente's visit to the Navajo Nation. Included therein, the following "announcement" he made: "A plan to provide basic telephone service to American Indians for $1 a month. That would be financed by raising universal service assessments on interstate and international carriers by 0.4 percent. While more than 95 percent of all U.S. homes have telephones, in American Indian homes this number is close to half, according to federal officials." So there we have it: another tax implemented not by Congress, but by executive decree. Oh, damn... did I call it a "tax"? Sorry, I meant to say "universal service assessment." "From all, according to their abilities; to all, depending to their needs." gag.