"Dillyn Richardson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:

> after u seal the other end  does it go off by its self and if so how long
> woll it take t go off after u seal it
> thanks
> Dillyn

Generally, you can just give it to somebody, like the cooking
competition judge, and as soon as he opens it the smell will overpower
him. If he is a fool and eats it, the disgusting taste will probably
cause him to keel over. If not, just tell him the "special"
ingredients you put in. 

"Yes, cooking competition judge, sir. I wanted to add some color, so I
bled a little bit into it. Then it needed more salt, but I ran out of
it, so I just pissed in it. To thicken the dough I added some of my
own ejaculate. But I really wanted a darker loaf, so I smeared it with
some dog excrement. How does it taste?"

I would, however, suggest that you spend more time in English class
before attempting anything more complicated than tying your shoes. You
can start with basic capitalization and end-of-sentence punctuation,
then move on to the wonderful world of commas, dependent clauses, and
the spelling of the word "you."

> > "Dillyn Richardson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:
> >
> > > would u send me the recipe for a pipe bomb
> > > thanks
> > > dillyn

[Decent bread recipe deleted.]

> > To make this a real pipe bomb, though, you'll have to throw in some
> > disgusting ingredients, like, say, mayonaise, some mustard, some of
> > your semen, some blood, some mucus, and some excrement, and then enter
> > it into a cooking competition.
> >
> > Have fun. I hope that we've made your political ambitions come alive.

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