At 7:58 AM -0700 7/12/00, Patrick Henry wrote:
>4. You're in Tim's kill file. This is the ultimate insult.
Well, there's also his "evil eye of Mordor" mode.
This is where he puts on his Dark Wizard costume,
goes into his Wiccan room, lights mucho candles,
and starts projecting his death thoughts at you.
# From [EMAIL PROTECTED] Tue July 4 02:19:17 2000
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# Let the homeless starve to death.
Surprisingly, Tim has not yet talked
about his plans for recycling their
hair, teeth fillings, etc., to make
amends for their burial costs.
That's odd, since he is obsessed with money,
and had buried quite a bit of it in the
ground in preparation for the Y2K fall
of civilization.
Tim's head is in a very strange place,
and I'm not even sure if he knows where
he buried it.
Perhaps investigative reporter Declan McCullagh
will dig it up sometime, and post pictures
taken with his Nikon 990. Those would be CoolPix.
