On Mon, Jan 9, 2017 at 11:55 PM, juan <[email protected]> wrote: > > Are you saying that politicians belong to a particular, > distinct race? =P > > I'd say they belong to a non-human species, like, for instance, > rats. Except rats are cuter and less harmful. >
Here, in Brazil, they say the same about lawyers... Several years ago, the biggest School of Biology of my country made a prank, saying that they would use lawyers instead rats in their experiences because there are more lawyers than rats here and the researchers think rats are much cuter... Ouch, it hurts! (>_<)* > > Well, I still prefer cats. I can live with lots of cats without > > becoming crazy, but I can't say the same about lawyers... You know, > > all the jokes about lawyers are not jokes, they are true! :P > > Ahaha! Yes, I was about to mention a couple of jokes about > lawyers. You read my mind... > Years ago, because one of my friends, a famous troll and lawyer (no, the words are not synonyms!), I made a bet with hundreds of people. Nobody told me a joke that I never had listen about lawyers and I won a dinner. The guy is a real troll and took me to have a dinner with him in a pub where they had no soft drinks or juices and the menu just had meat sandwiches. I did not eat anything and drunk only water the whole night, bwaaah!!! :'(
