On Thu, Sep 28, 2017 at 01:21:15PM +1000, Gil May wrote: > Feeling the stress of life and need for salvation of my sole I randomly > opened the Bible believing divine guidance will place the needed script > before my sight. As I opened the Bible it slipped out of my hand and > landed in my lap with my hand clasped so that my finger was on Ezekiel 23: > 19-20. > > > Taking that as divine guidance I started to read: > > *19* Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the > days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. > > *20* There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like > those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. > > OK, own up and confess have you ever been to Egypt?
Well, those who have could probably start a religion or something :) Seems the thang to do according to L Ron Haggard :D
