Two-Year-Old Checks Into Rehab For 'Paw Patrol' Addiction
https://babylonbee.com/news/two-year-old-checks-into-rehab-for-paw-patrol-addiction
CHARLOTTE, NC—“No job is too big, no pup is too small.” The slogan of the
problem-solving team on Nickelodeon’s Paw Patrol carries with it a sense of
irony for one of its viewers, two-year-old Madison Gardner. Resisting the
desire to watch just one more episode of the cartoon has proved to be too big a
job for the toddler. The young girl has realized she would be perfectly content
to sit and watch the puppies from Adventure Bay for every waking moment of her
life. When asked about the issue, she demonstrated her deep-seated addiction
with her response, mindlessly repeating “Paw Troll? Paw Troll?” while twitching
violently.
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It's too cute to copy pasta the rest, so you'll just have to imagine the
following 5 paragraphs.
You know what you need to do... kick your habit - if she can do it, you can too
:)
[Nuns excluded.]
