'I Definitely Wouldn't Have Supported The Holocaust If I Lived In Nazi
Germany,' Says Woman Who Supports Abortion Today
https://babylonbee.com/news/i-definitely-wouldnt-have-supported-the-holocaust-if-i-lived-in-nazi-germany-says-woman-who-supports-abortion-today
PORTLAND, OR—Local woman Peyton Hill says she definitely would not have
supported the Holocaust if she lived in Nazi Germany during the 1930s and
1940s, thinking herself enlightened by the glorious morality of the current
year and not susceptible to being deceived as brutish, barbaric humans were in
ages past.
She said this even though she supports the modern-day holocaust against
the unborn, being a strong supporter of abortion at any time for any reason.
"Oh, yeah, I definitely would have stood up against that injustice and
not gone along with the crowd because it was cool and popular," said the woman
wearing a shirt reading "My Body, My Choice." "I probably would have been one
of the only ones to turn against the Nazis and say, 'Enough!' and not buy into
the lies wholesale."
She then began polishing her Planned Parenthood pin with her pink beanie.
"I'm really good at seeing through the lies of the culture and standing
for moral truth and justice," she said before firing off a tweet explaining
that women have the absolute right to kill their unborn children under the
guise of women's healthcare.
"I'm one of the good ones."
[With apologies to those with past life memories of the horrific medical
consequences for young ladies in bygone eras who suffered greatly, often life
endingly, due to choosing abortions back in those times of relatively barbaric
"medicine doctors" - whilst of course in today's enlightened world, nothing
barbaric ever ever happens.]
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