New York Times Accidentally Publishes Ghislaine Maxwell Obituary Ahead Of
Schedule
https://babylonbee.com/news/oops-ghislaine-maxwell-included-in-list-of-covid-19-deaths
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NEW YORK, NY—Oops! The New York Times accidentally included Ghislaine
Maxwell in its daily list of New Yorkers killed by COVID-19, publishing
the socialite's name on its website Tuesday morning.
The glowing obituary called Maxwell a "generous, loving, austere
childcare provider" who "will be missed by many of us elites." ...
In other news, NY governor Cuomo is blazing an old new trail:
Ceremony Honoring Governor Cuomo's COVID-19 Response To Be Held At
Now-Vacant Nursing Home
https://babylonbee.com/news/ceremony-honoring-governor-cuomos-covid-19-response-to-be-held-at-now-vacant-nursing-home
ALBANY, NY—A ceremony honoring Governor Cuomo's fantastic response to the
coronavirus pandemic will be held at a convenient location: a now-vacant
nursing home upstate.
Cuomo was awarded the United States Award for Disease Response Excellence
by Dr. Anthony Fauci at the recently vacated venue.
"We just had all this free space opened up," said Cuomo. "This is a great
new space to host all kinds of cool events. They've got a cafeteria, lots
of available beds for a little shut-eye, and a room to play Bingo. I
could get comfortable here."
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