OK, the BabylonBee.com is simply not going to be able to satirize this one, life in 2020 is just that far fetchedly humorous in actual real life :D
So Trump calls on ALL red voters to TEST the dem-rats "mail in voting" system by VOTING TWICE! Literally can't make this shirt up :D This is a very rational move, because by TESTING the Demon-rat mail in voting system that the "Democratic" party is pushing so hard (and pre- sending out some 80 million blank ballots), whilst at the same time these demon rats are denying the possibly of any relevant level of "voter fraud", this "voting system of integrity" which the Dem-rats are so desperate for must, of course, be diligently tested by dutiful Trump voters, to, of course, ensure the integrity of the voting system. Now not that it would happen in these circles, but if you DID happen to have some feelz about how bad the orange man is for making this call, remember the very recent call by a prominent public Demon-rat who says as follows: Trump Leads Biden At The Bookies Amid Surge In Black Americans' Support https://www.zerohedge.com/political/trump-leads-biden-bookies-amid-surge-black-americans-support ... it appears Democrats may be preparing for just such a scenario, as a top Democratic data and analytics firm told "Axios on HBO" it's highly likely that President Trump will appear to have won - potentially in a landslide - on election night, even if he ultimately loses when all the votes are counted. https://www.axios.com/bloomberg-group-trump-election-night-scenarios-a554e8f5-9702-437e-ae75-d2be478d42bb.html "We are sounding an alarm and saying that this is a very real possibility, that the data is going to show on election night an incredible victory for Donald Trump," Hawkfish CEO Josh Mendelsohn said. "[but], when every legitimate vote is tallied and we get to that final day, which will be some day after Election Day, it will in fact show that what happened on election night was exactly that, a mirage." How about that hey? If Trump wins on election night, it will be nothing but "a mirage" as day after day, week after week, Democrat mail in votes will tip each relevant state and ultimately Biden WILL win". How about that, hey? According to the Demon-rats, no matter what happens around November 3, there WILL subsequently be an endless stream of mail in Democrat votes for Biden, which will eventually win Biden the election! And so, is anyone surprised that a rational response was forthcoming? Hey hey, some might be surprised, but damn, dis one fine, fine piece of master-stroke response: Trump triggers cries of ‘voter fraud’ from Dems after suggesting his supporters could try vote TWICE to test NC mail-in system https://www.rt.com/usa/499749-trump-vote-twice-mail-in/ US President Donald Trump has proposed that voters in North Carolina cast their ballots twice to test the state’s mail-in voting system, prompting criticism that he promoted the same “fraud” his detractors insist was impossible. “Well, they’ll go out and they’ll vote, and they’re going to have to go check their vote by going to the poll and voting that way, because if it tabulates, then they won’t be able to do that,” the president told reporters during a visit to North Carolina on Wednesday when asked about his confidence in mail-in voting. Let them send it in and let them go vote, and if their system’s as good as they say it is, then obviously they won’t be able to vote. If it isn’t tabulated, they’ll be able to vote. That’s the way it is. Trump clearly tells his supporters to commit election fraud in North Carolina. pic.twitter.com/qDrgm1gLls — Ted Corcoran (Red T Raccoon) (@RedTRaccoon) September 3, 2020 I have one word: fire, trucking, brilliant, response! (See that? Count each of those 1 words :D ) Check mate, Demon-rats!! And let me just say to the tactical counter-ops guys on this one: well, fire, trucking, done. And we can be pretty sure that this integrity test will be occurring NOT just in North Carolina - the whole firetrucking country must be tested, since we KNOW there are different systems in different states. What can we say, but that this is merely a civil duty of each and every Trump voter, to mail in their vote, and to test their ability to vote on voting day. The timing suggests that to REALLY put these "wonderful Democrat promoted voting machines and systems for mail in voting" to the PROPER test, that your mail in vote needs to be mailed in about 4 or 5 days prior to election day - you really need to give the system a few days to properly tabulate your vote PRIOR to election day!
