BabylonBee actually managed to satirize this one - color me impressed ...
Upping The Ante: Protesters Now Attempting To Stop High-Speed Freight Trains
https://babylonbee.com/news/upping-the-ante-protesters-now-attempting-to-stop-high-speed-trains
U.S.—Videos have emerged from across the country of protesters attempting
to stop traffic, futilely pushing back against racist trucks and bigoted
Hummers.
But, sadly, stopping traffic somehow hasn't ended racism. So rioters are
being forced to turn to a new strategy: blocking train tracks to stop freight
trains in the name of social justice.
...
And ICYMI, another BB satire piece:
Report: Millennials More Open To Socialism, Touching Hot Stove, Sticking
Face In Sack Full Of Badgers
https://babylonbee.com/news/report-millennials-more-open-to-socialism-touching-hot-stove-sticking-face-in-sack-full-of-badgers
On Wed, Sep 02, 2020 at 09:54:04AM +1000, Zenaan Harkness wrote:
> What do you get when you cross a brand new 475hp 1,050 lb-ft torque Ford
> Super Duty F-250 driven by a senior citizen, with a line of ANTIFA-fist
> raising "patriarchy protesters"?
>
> You get something worthy of the Anthems of 2020 documentary :)
>
> NotTheBee.com is a spin off of BabylonBee.com, but whereas BabylonBee is
> satire, NotTheBee is true actual news.
>
> Enjoy,
>
>
> No matter how many times I watch this video I still can't believe it's
> not satire
>
> https://notthebee.com/article/no-matter-how-many-times-i-watch-this-video-i-still-cant-believe-its-not-satire
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umfSM-mOdQg
>
> ...
>
>
