I was brainwashed. It is easy to change a lightbulb. I go into the dark room, and then call up a friend and go, "hey, would you like to bomb the palace with me? The light broke so nobody can watch us. I've got pizza!" Then I keep calling more friends, saying the same thing.
Eventually one of them agrees to come over, and takes pity on me having my lightbulb broken. On 12/2/20, Cecilia Tanaka <[email protected]> wrote: > How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb? > > The real question is: who broke the lightbulb and why are they keeping us > in the dark? >
