Jaded Mind Control Victim: "My name is Jaded Mind Control Victim, and I'm a slaveowner."
All: "Welcome, Jaded Mind Control Victim." "How did you become a slaveowner, Jaded Mind Control Victim?" Jaded Mind Control Victim: "I was drugged and hypnotised and tapes of commands were played over and over in my ears. I still respond to traumatic triggers from my programming to this day. There are more of us, and we use secret languages with each other to enslave others." Everyone applauds.
