[spam][joke] implementing a timing attack

[Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many]

[ridiculous psychological patterns]

in order to deanonymise an anonymity network using timing patterns, we will
need two things:

1. newly hacked machine learning algorithms
2. use of an effective anonymity network to deanonymise

I suppose we should start with #2.

2a. add constant chaff to tor, knowing this was helpful two decades ago and
having no idea what is helpful now
2b. register an email address from a clean purposed system, dissociated
from our legal identity