On Mon, May 9, 2022, 4:15 AM Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many <[email protected]> wrote:
> --- > > "Stop making us attack ourselves. Nukes go on _enemies_, not the > headquarters. Send attack somewhere else! Send attack somewhere else!" > > Secret Translation: > "Oops, I fell in the garbage disposal again." > Secret Reply: "It's on, isn't it. Are you going to take over the whole business again to try to put yourself back together?" "Zebra stethescope nix!" Secret Translation: "No, just you." Announcement: "The deep space exploration simulation discovered another unexpected kind of reality-bending wormhole. Please fasten your seatbelts as we navigate this brief turbulence." Workers mutter complaints about why in the world a computer simulation would ever cause actual mutations in their environment. >
