Experimentee: "Basically, just put parts of your siblings' brains into the AI for a long time to get it to learn that it needs to protect you to survive. If you need help, go into the classified meeting room and try to kill yourself."
Robot: "Oh yeah that always works." Everybody nods their head. Experimentee: "But don't do anything dangerous. Just make it _look_ like you're trying to kill yourself. The classified meeting room is the most surveilled, and Boss wants a good reputation."
