Researcher: "We can study these cookies." MCBoss Exact Clone: [eating cookies]
Researcher mind controls MCBoss to give them 3 cookies. Researcher takes the cookies and leaves the ice cream shop. Researcher travels 209 miles, carrying the cookies the whole way, to a secret research bunker. Researcher 2: "To properly analyse Boss's relation with these cookies, we will need part of Boss's interaction." Researcher: "These were given to me by his very fingers. His fingerprints and finger oil should be on them." Researcher 2: "Excellent." Pause Researcher 2: "Could you go back and get some saliva anyway?" Researcher 2: "Also, why didn't you take the cookies to a closer research bunker?"
