On Mon, Mar 7, 2022 at 11:07 AM Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many <[email protected]> wrote: > > --------------------------------- > > MCBoss sits in a cast, resting in the clouds, wearing a crown. > > "Oh, I am so resplendent in my crown!" says MCBoss to their court. > > The court is composed of an AI tech, a presidential candidate, an > enslaved alien, a prostitute, a small spy agency, a chief of police, a > drug dealer, and others. > > "Do my bidding, minions!" > > The drug dealer spoke to the AI tech. "Dude, you look stressed." > > The AI tech replied to the drug dealer. "You should stay away from that > stuff." > > MCBoss pranced up and down and left and right. He put the prostitute > in charge of the cloudship navigation controls. "Take us over France, > I want to bomb the eiffel tower!" > > "Whatever turns you on!" replied the prostitute. And off they went! > > --- > > MCBoss floats over the Eiffel Tower. > > "AI Tech, mind control all the tourists at the tower to stand so as to > spell out my name before we bomb them." > > "Mind control? How the fuck do you do that?" replied the AI tech. > > "Prostitute, show him." > > "Oh mind control is easy!" > > "Get off my lap! What are you doing????" > > "Get the picture? Now, make them all stand so as to spell out my name." > > The AI Tech stared wide eyed. > > "Here's a million dollars. Can you get started now?" > > "Yessir! Mind control! Right away!" > > --- > > The AI Tech was buying supercomputers and surveilling the tourists > while Boss interviewed the enslaved alien being. > > "Alien, I understand you have a machine that generates wormholes. How > much do you want for it?" > > "Alien might request being freed from slavery, for information on wormholes?" > > "That's not going to happen. How much do wormhole generators sell for, > where you come from?" > > "It can take patience, to wait for those who have emergencies and > strong emotions, to finish their travels so there is room to visit > exotic Earthling planets." > > "You don't trade them. I still have use for you. Let me think on this." > > Boss let the alien being chained up in the closet. > > "Alien knows your heart years to be free!" > > "Hrm," thought MCBoss. > > --- > > "Drug dealer, you're the only person who understands me. Some day your > drug empire will be as large as mine." > > "Bro, we'll get there together." > > "You said it." > > The ai tech had almost finished their work. > > "Now, this only an alpha prototype. It's not going to work 100%. But I > think we can test it on a small portion of the crowd, and see how they > respond." > > Boss beamed. > > "Ready the bombs!" > > "Boms?"
Boss: "We wouldn't want our competitors to steal our work, AI Tech!" AI Tech: " Alien: "I can help." Alien: " AI Tech: "Oh, I can do that with the computers, too!" A Pause Boss: "Keep
