- MCBoss [standing next to a pulsating wormhole]: "I'm sad that they didn't want to buy mind control."
Experimentee [waving a sparkle-trailing wand at the wormhole in obscure patterns. with each wave, it shrinks a little]: "Is this your first time not mind controlling a customer? I bet they didn't know that. I think it's just incredible that you didn't mind control this customer! How do I sign on?"
