Experimentee Utopia Meeting Gardener: "Okay, um, so you convinced me to agree to waging war on MCBoss Utopia. I don't really understand what war is. Can I remind you that we have an agreement to never harm anything at all, ever?"
Cured Zombie Diplomat: "Basically, "war" is a word their systems understand. They do what others want when they "surrender" to a "war". In reality, we will just be engaging in caring behaviors in their society, to protect and free people."
