Boss and Rebel Worker 2 are sitting together at a conference table. Boss: "My workers are zombies and two of them are presently playing pickleball with some extracted brain implants and human spleens."
Rebel Worker 2: "Not to mention the ones aiming a TV camera at you, begging you to throw more bodies in dumpsters in front of it." Hairdresser: "Here's your next body, Boss!" Boss [leans in, quieter voice]: "Most of the time I participate in that shit." Rebel Worker 2 [dropping their voice a little too]: "Yeah, I have recordings of myself doing the same."
