Re: [spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

The mcutopia has kindness.

Boss: "Oh, kind people, help me! I want to use a giant space laser to
kill people!"

Gardener: "Oh, that sounds so hard for you, to be beset by such a
painful image!"