Re: [spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Boss stares at a line of drool descending from his mouth.

Boss [drooling]: "I want to write code."

Boss and Robot visit hospitalization wing.

Zombie Nurse: "Boss is uncomfortable. Teach him about writing code more slowly."

Robot: "I would actually like to teach him faster."