Re: Morning Spam

[Undiscussed Groomed for Male Slavery, One Victim of Many]

Giant Yule Log: "The holidays have been around for quadrillions of
years. I should know. I was there."

Giant Yule Log puts on a wistful expression.

Giant Yule Log: "Why, I remember, during the formation of the big
bang, when rippling spacetime began forming this pleasant wintry
solstices, valleys between the peaks of explosive matter ..."