—— rebel worker 2: “did you get a response back regarding the ai assistant license?”
executive assistant 3: “yes! it’s — oh no” rebel worker 2: “what?” executive assistant 3: “the computer system response code is, um …” rebel worker 2: “yes?” executive assistant 3 [one hand covering eyes, the other making air quotes]: “fuck you, you fucking hippie, you can take your fucking ai and shove it up your fucking hippie ass. why if i fucking have to burn another fucking hippie corpse fucking mind controlling my fucking —“ rebel worker 2: “oh it’s Boss! i’m so lucky to have Boss infiltrating my business, this is great. get the government access logs from the specialists. say it’s about boss.” executive assistant: “ok!”
