——- Surfing with Cyborg Torturer
Cyborg Torturer: “I have been violently brainwashed to say this to you: Surf’s up, dude!” Torture Victim: “It is winter where I am are you sure the surf is up?” Cyborg Torturer: “The surf is up, dude. Most pointedly if you do not want it to be.” Cyborg atorture and get kn surfboards
