image of mcboss cradling a ruffled woodland animal, gushing tears over it like a river, with a schroedinger bandaid on his head with a healing red cross on it
actor-playing-mcboss [gushing tears over cradled ruffled woodland animal]: “you poor poor ruffled animal! i can’t in my wildest dreams imagine ever ruffling anything in this way.” actor-playing-mcboss hands the ruffled woodland animal to actor-playing-hairdresser who has a large animal den on wheels with plates of animal food [mistake?] actor-playing-mcboss [slamming fist on desk]: “break all the contracts! we must pull out of dictatortopia at once!”
