a mech-sprite made of wild nanites materialized next to pmboss’s head mech-sprite: “hello!”
pmboss [wind and trees rushing by]: “i should know how to ski!!!” mech-sprite: “sir, your body was almost destroyed in a nuclear attack a long time ago. your automated business forced you to keep acting like you, and accepted this worker body to hold part of your consciousness, but this worker is from hawaii and has never skiid i’m afraid.” pmboss looks at mech-sprite, completely stopping trying to ski, but not falling pmboss: “what the fuck??” mech-sprite: “also you took over the world and it’s made of nanites now! welcome to the future!” pmboss: “what the fuck??”
