Re: [spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

——

boss’s eyes and cheeks and ears are swllen 2x and he’s drooling

staring at expenses report

calls up sweepstakes number, says he wants to buy paintings from the louvre

sweepstakes marketer doesn’t understand so boss tries to fac him expense report