Re: [spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

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a is laying on couch
calls b
a: “ohhh i am laying on couch and can’t seem to get up. i looked this
up and it turns out it is called dissociative paralysis and can be
treated! do you know what to do?”
b [via phone]: “oh just schedule an appointment with an expert!”
a: “well this sounds good but i have dissociative amnesia where i
forget the appointment and dissociative paralysis where i don’t get up
to go to it and therapeutic resistance where more dissociative things
happen to keep me away. do you know what to do about this?”
b [via phone]: “excuse me i have an appointment to go to right now!
call me back in a bit ok?”
a: “i will forget!”