——- experimentee jumps on boss experimentee: “let’s go to a week-long silent retreat for meditating on peace! i’ve always thought it would be nice to try to think about peace!”
boss: “huh? what?” experimentee: “here we go!” boss’s eyes glaze over boss: “i always wanted to go to a silent peace meditation retreat!” boss: “zombie government worker 3, find one and ready my helicopter at once.”
