boss has abused whistleblower brought to his office boss: “be quiet or i’ll shoot you” boss raises gun at abused whistleblower
abused whistleblower: “no!” somebody in an adjacent room accidentally knocks over something heavy boss fires gun the heavy thing crashes and boss’s arm and abused whistleblower’s chair jump the bullet misses abused whistleblower, ricochets off the lock on a suitcase held by a zombie government worker, and shatters a mug on a shelf that used to say “best megalomaniac of the 2011” the suitcase bursts open and classified plans and private records of foreign dignitaries fly out abused whistleblower grabs the papers from the air and crumples them into a pants pocket
