boss looks at the research archival worker with fury in his eye research archival worker [grinning joyfully]: "Oh, hello!!! Are you new here? It's so exciting to meet new people!!" research archival worker grabs some papers tumbling out of their pile
a short pause boss: "Ah, hello. Are those, um, archives you're holding?" [archives are records of how and when doing puzzles and toy projects helps interns progress faster and contribute more work, for use in studying and training the AI that controls the businesses]
