---------------------------- Once upon a time, long long ago, mister Mind Control Boss and Experimentee were sitting on opposite sides of a knee-high hedge maze.
Boss thought he was playing some kind of military skirmish game where he was going to come in with his squad and take an inflatable ball from the opponent at gunpoint between a flankside and a phalanx or something. Experimentee was picking flowers and singing. Boss: "I see you trying to mess with me, but I am in charge of what people think in this world." Thunder claps!
