Re: [spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

The dandelion slurped up the sunlight like icecream. The brightness
filled its leaves with strength, and it tugged water happily from the
soil, and was sated.

It grew cells at the end of its stem. Cells and cells and cells.