Re: [spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Boss: "Okay, for some reason the computerized avatar that keeps
claiming it's me is having me dive through these bricks."

Boss puffs his cigar at the bricks.

Boss: "I'm a real man, I can take these bricks."