mind controlled worker 3 [applauding loudly and excitedly amidst applause, turning to mind controlled worker 4]: “we’re announcing mind control again! this is so exciting!!”
mind controlled worker 4 [also applauding, turning to mind controlled worker 3]: “i know! i can’t wait until he mind controls the whole crowd with his “product” and we all go to work for him for the rest of our lives, infiltrating governments and enslaving influential top-level people to give him backrubs!” mind controlled worker 3 [stops applauding]: “wait, did i have a dream about this once?”
