— mind control boss: “haalp. i have an appointment with experimentee and i’m vomiting my organs”
mind control boss vomits out a spleen, looks embarrass3d, and swallows it back down computer: “experimentee is predicted to mind control you and tske down the whole business.” mind control boss: “that’s ridiculous. are you sure you don’t mean i learn about a problem and resolve it?” comouter: “i can’t tell you. it would destroy the business for you to learn
