Re: [spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

mind control boss goes out and buys a cardboard tube and paints it up
like a machine gun

he aims it at your head

mind control boss: “your life is in serious danger, but it’s not from
this cardboard tube, it’s from me.”